Never Shoot John Wick. Ever

It starts on a lovely day in Fortnite where Rachel5 and Steve are lost in the middle of nowhere. They travel a little bit and they come across John Wick Harvesting wood from trees. Steve determines whether or not to kill him as John is in the way and then Rachel5 says 'You can't shoot John Wick. You can't ever shot John Wick'. They argue about it for a bit until Steve shoots him anyway. John Wick quickly builds a fort and declares 'A plague a plague on both your houses' as The Storm passes over them. Steve and Rachel5 bicker about what happens when you shoot John Wick. Steve and Rachel5 run and John Wick stands ominously i there and whispers 'Soon Soon'

The Next Day Rachel5 notes that Steve looks a bit different and Steve says he looks the same. John Wick bursts into the scene Shouting 'IT'S JOHN WICK TIME' before coughing. Rachel5 freaks out ranting about 'It's that John Wick guy' and 'Its actual Keanu Reeves playing John Wick'. John Wick carries on saying he told them he was gonna catch them before shooting at them. Rachel and Steve freak out and run away as John chases them. They run across the river and John Wick follows as explosives surround John as he runs.

They hide behind a toppled car to catch them as they come up with a plan. Rachel states that 'This is are life now' and Steve questions 'Behind a car?' and she replies 'The impenetrable fortress. Steve hears something and Rachel thinks its just the Sound of safety as they look up and see John has built a tower as the storm swallows them again. He declares 'You thought you could escape me! Not Today' as he throws a Clinger Grenade at them and it detonates, eliminating them.

On the next day, Steve and Rachel are swinging away at a house until its completely destroyed. Yet again Rachel asks if Steve did something with his hair today which Steve answers with 'I really have no clue what your talking about, Same person I've been all along' Rachel needs just some brick left and they head towards the Giant Brick Fox. Rachel declares 'Lets get to work' as they destroy the base of the Fox. They discuss what their gonna build and John Wick appears saying sadly 'Oh My God, you just killed my dog' which Rachel asks 'The Brick Fox?' They continue their discussion about Brick Dogs and Foxes as Rachel slowly edges backwards. John lashes out and fires at them yet again as they run for their life. John bleakly says 'I miss you, Scruffs' before chasing after them.

Yet another day happens and Steve and Rachel are hiding in the destroyed Prison they contemplate if John will find near the warm fire. Rachel says 'At least John Wick isn't around' which Steve replies with don't say his name as he tends to un-ironically appear every time, which he does now declaring (yet again) 'I'm John Wick and I'm here to make you pay with this pencil that i kill people with'. Rachel freaks out and opens fire on him, screaming 'Not The Pencil' and Steve screams 'Shoot Him Oh My God Before It's Too Late' He charges at them and then stops they laugh at him and then he swings twice and explosions detonate eliminating Steve and Rachel.